Hi Fans, MG Benji here. I am somewhere in Italy according to Roy. He has fired me from my job as navigator saying “Even GPS would be better”. It wasn’t my fault because the maps are much too big and he handed it to me upside down. Anyway I told him we had just crossed the border into Belguim and he snorted and said it was just a speed hump we had driven over. He’s taken the maps away from me now, but otherwise it’s been great fun.
I loved the WW1 battlefields. I was able to crawl about in the trenches and peer through lookout posts, and I even found some sort of gun, but it wouldn’t fire. Roy took some pictures of me.
I have a secret that Roy doesn’t know about, but had better not say what it is here or someone might tell. I heard Chris and Roy discussing a car museum but I might take myself off to a pizza factory instead